24 Days of Pleasure & Play at SHAG: The Shagvent Quiz

Welcome to Day 1 of 24 Days of Pleasure & Play at SHAGG: A guided invitation to reconnect with your body, your desires, and your capacity for joy — especially in a season that can feel chaotic.

To begin, we’re starting with a little self-discovery. Not the heavy kind — the fun kind.
The kind that reveals exactly how you approach pleasure, flirting, and the soft or spicy energy you’re bringing into this month.

Take the Naughty–Nice quiz and claim your pleasure persona for the days ahead.

🎁 THE SHAGVENT QUIZ: HOW NAUGHTY ARE YOU, REALLY?

There are no wrong answers — only revealing ones.)

Directions: Grab a piece of paper and pen and write the letter that corresponds each answer. Tally your answers at the end to determine your results. 

✨ QUIZ QUESTIONS

Q1 — Your ideal winter night looks like:

A) A bubble bath, a book, and bed by 10
B) Hot cocoa, a movie, and gentle cuddles
C) A flirtatious night out and maybe a kiss
D) Ending up somewhere you didn’t plan… in a good way

Q2 — When someone makes prolonged eye contact, you:

A) Immediately look away
B) Smile politely
C) Hold it just a second longer
D) Stare back like you have sinful intentions

Q3 — How do you shop for intimate things?

A) Slowly, purposefully — research and reviews first
B) With curiosity, but cautiously
C) Impulsively if you like something
D) Like a raccoon in a glitter store

Q4 — Your texting style after dark:

A) “Hope you’re well!”
B) Sweet, thoughtful, emoji-light
C) Suggestive, playful winks, maybe a 🔥
D) Spicy voice notes and zero shame

Q5 — Your winter wardrobe vibe:

A) Cozy, soft, modest layers
B) Cute, seasonal, approachable
C) A little daring, maybe sheer
D) Absolutely feral under that coat

Q6 — When it comes to trying something new in bed, you say:

A) “Hmm… maybe later.”
B) “Okay but let’s talk first.”
C) “Sure, let’s see where it goes.”
D) “Hand me the blindfold.”

🔥 POINT GUIDE

A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4

Add up your total OR average the answers.

🖤 THE 4-CATEGORY RESULTS SCALE

(You can title this visually like a thermometer, spectrum, or slider.)

⭐️ 1–8: Angel on Top

You’re on the good list every year.
Tender, thoughtful, soft like fresh snow.
Pleasure Mood: warmth, ritual, careful curiosity
Suggested SHAG Vibes:

• Candles
• Journaling or books
• sensual touch
• gentle toys

💋 9–14: Sugar & Spice

You’re sugar, spice, and mistletoe's your bff.
Pleasure Mood: slow burn with sparks
Suggested SHAG Vibes:

• lingerie
• Sexy cards or dice games 
• cuddly kink curious starter packs

🔥 15–18:Santa's Little Menace

You’re the gift that keeps on giving and that includes a good time.
Pleasure Mood: spontaneous, playful, adventurous
Suggested SHAG Vibes:

• Beginner toys
• Sensation play kits
• impact accessories

😈 19–24: Mrs. Claus After Dark

You’re hotter than a toddy at midnight!
(and we mean that lovingly.)
Pleasure Mood: chaotic seduction with purpose
Suggested SHAG Vibes:

• high-intensity toys
• kink gear
• App-enabled vibes
• couples experiences