24 Days of Pleasure & Play at SHAG: 🎄 Holiday SEXTING!

Welcome to Day 3 of 24 Days of Pleasure & Play at SHAG: 🎄 Holiday SEXTING! SHAGVENT, where we’re gifting you something more useful than scented candles: holiday sexts you can shamelessly copy and paste.

The holidays are a chaotic mix of cozy, horny, sentimental, and deranged — which means your flirty messages can (and should) match. Sexting isn't just a fun way to bring some spice into a relationship, it's also helps improve communication  when it comes to sex and consent. Below are seven seasonal lines that escalate from soft menace to full North Pole depravity. Use responsibly. Or don’t. We won’t tell Santa.

❄️Festive Entanglement
“Let’s get tangled up like holiday lights.”
Why it works: Low-stakes, high-potential, very rom-com hallway kiss energy.

💋Mistle-hoes
“Let’s act like hoe-hoe-hoes under some mistletoe tonight.”
Why it works: Elf-coded misbehavior meets seasonal punnery.

⛓️💥Cuffing Season, But Make It Literal
“I’m into cuffing season if it involves handcuffs.”
Why it works: Seasonal depression meets BDSM. A classic.

🦃Holiday Logistics, Optimized
“Let’s skip the small talk and go straight to stuffing: stockings, turkeys, and me, preferably in that order.”
Why it works: Efficiency kink unlocked.

🎁Gift-Wrapped Menace
“I want you to unwrap me with your mouth.”
Why it works: Minimal. Iconic. Straight to the point. 

🌰Nutcracked
“I want you to crack my nut so hard it puts the Nutcracker ballet to shame. Sugar Plum Fairy who? I’m the main event.”
Why it works: Gives new meaning to a holiday cracker. 

💈The North Pole Special
“I want you to shove your ‘North Pole’ so deep in me I forget what continent we’re on. Make me believe in magic, daddy.”
Why it works: Seasonal disorientation.

🎅🏼Ho Ho Ho(e)
“Let’s play Santa, except I’ll come sit on your face and tell you what I want.”
Why it works: They call him "jolly" Saint Nick for a reason. 

🎀 WRAP-UP (Pun Intended)
Whether you’re feeling festive, feral, or emotionally unstable in a holiday-romance way, there’s a line here for every mood: soft flirt, brat escalation, logistical efficiency, or existential horniness.  Copy, paste, and blame the season. Consent, enthusiasm, and hydration encouraged.

📱Happy sexting, menace elves.

See you tomorrow for Day 4.